I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

The reason everybody does it is because it works, fantastically.

It’s not my place to say if it does that or not. I haven’t read the literature

Beef and ginger only go together well in stir-fry.

K911 was an inside dog

Eh...

TAMSCC at Riverside?

College Station is similar. All the freshman Aggies think that parking under a shady tree is a great idea the first week of school.

more like roger badell.

How do you know about Depot Town, Ypsilanti?

If they insist on playing basketball with men, they have to expect that the men are going to treat them no differently. So, sorry ladies, but Carmelo Anthony isn't going to pass you the ball, either.

I've been to a few funerals in my day and I can't once remember talking about how the deceased shit themselves before they died.

You shouldn't be on this site if you're under 21

Don't be that guy.

"just generally celebrating like any 24-year-old girl should" ... Repost that on Jezebel. See what happens.

His dick told the police "I know we've had our share of fistfights but I never thought he'd pull a gun on me."

Many moons ago there lived a strong and powerful chief. The chief ruled for many years and took many wives. The wives were well taken care of and wanted for nothing.