Only after he “ponders”.

Maybe Matt Flynn? Who, Wikipedia tells me, is married to someone named (*cue spooky music*) Lacy Minchew.

“Sure... looks like”

I didn’t see anything about him sexually assaulting her in his texts.

But what if they want to think they hit a home run?

This. I’d like to know what specific problems her daughter was having that would have been solved by a second guidance counselor. Was she seeing the first guidance counselor so often that he/she needed to start turning her away?

Dude, don’t bother.  He’s a very committed troll.

For better or worse, I think that’s my funniest post in a long time.

I think it’s awesome that you replied to your own post to correct that.

Do you think Yakov ever feels nostalgic for a time when Russia was an existential threat to our democracy?

Mike Mayock: “If you touch me again, I’ll release you.”

After last Thursday, the Bears should be looking.

Is any white person actually offended by being called a cracker? Not huffy-puffy Fox-News offended, but real offended.

AB has a lot of well-wishers here tonight, and a lot of them would like to throw him down one.

How is the NFL cap “artificially low”?

Obviously Dean Spanos is Lord Varys, since he got his balls chopped off by Stan Kroenke and Jerry Jones.

Seriously.  I predicted on November 9th, 2016 that Trump would be a terrible president.  Where’s my parade?

Rosenhaus: Umm, ok, hold on one second...

“Gilbert Arenas, JR Smith, and Ron Artest on the same team? We’ll be unstoppable!”

I know Mortdecai was bad, but still...