In all fairness, it must be difficult dealing with an insecure would-be tyrant with daddy issues.

Whatever you say, Crowell

I recently looked up what forcemeats are/is.

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For some reason I was hoping for a Tim Raines Expos jersey

Lynch, Villeneuve, Herbert, or Jodorowsky?

A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn’t.

I’m not here looking for a massage, just a sandwich.

And if you really ask for new silverware, you’re unnecessarily burdening your server.

True - if the restaurant is overtly disgusting, maybe you should be worried about issues other than your fork?

You mean you *exchange* it with a clean fork wrapped in a napkin, right?

I know Deadspin didn’t say this, but the narrative after the Lakers got the top player available for the second summer in a row was ridiculous.

LegsOnTheMenu perplexed by Patrick Redford article about how Skip Bayless Falls For A Fake Woj Tweet About Chris Paul Mocking James Harden’s “Manboobs”

 Harden

I love those Chicken In A Biskit, but each cracker has approximately %30 of your daily recommended allowance of sodium.

I have a hard time with people who worship Christian Bale.

And it’s not a matter of willpower, either, because unless you have the money to hire a personal chef, you’re mostly going to eat what’s readily available to you.

Do you go to the bar to tell people to stop drinking and smoking?

These discussions are of no consequence to the people of Sommarøy, since the Sun only sets once per year.