Whatever you say, Crowell

I recently looked up what forcemeats are/is.

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For some reason I was hoping for a Tim Raines Expos jersey

Lynch, Villeneuve, Herbert, or Jodorowsky?

A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn’t.

I’m not here looking for a massage, just a sandwich.

And if you really ask for new silverware, you’re unnecessarily burdening your server.

True - if the restaurant is overtly disgusting, maybe you should be worried about issues other than your fork?

You mean you *exchange* it with a clean fork wrapped in a napkin, right?

I know Deadspin didn’t say this, but the narrative after the Lakers got the top player available for the second summer in a row was ridiculous.

LegsOnTheMenu perplexed by Patrick Redford article about how Skip Bayless Falls For A Fake Woj Tweet About Chris Paul Mocking James Harden’s “Manboobs”

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I love those Chicken In A Biskit, but each cracker has approximately %30 of your daily recommended allowance of sodium.

I have a hard time with people who worship Christian Bale.

And it’s not a matter of willpower, either, because unless you have the money to hire a personal chef, you’re mostly going to eat what’s readily available to you.

Do you go to the bar to tell people to stop drinking and smoking?

What’s a philistine?

For future reference, Alexis Sanchez, that’s how it looks.