That’s what you get for taking that job at the White House.

huffman’s likely to get 3 to 5, with some on paper (probation)

Williams cited reporting finding that as many as 7 in 10 large employers do pre-employment drug screenings

I get what you’re saying about reps. But they aren’t major league reps

The Big 13?

You could give me 100 tries, and I wouldn’t guess that was Gareth Bale.

With a little bit of Ted “Theodore” Logan thrown in for good measure.

AKA “The Assange Technique”?

If only the AVClub sponsors could tell us some way to date him...

I half expected her to add, “How’s your Mum?”

That’s what I was thinking.  It’s not like they have to go eat all the pigs of Joe Swineherd from five miles out of Winterfell.

So Lyanna is the Marlo of GoT?

It’s not my fault, honest - it’s the pleats on these pants.

A hundred bucks the call doesn’t end this way:

So, that table will magically be occupied by someone that wasn’t otherwise going to be eating at the restaurant?

You never watched The Young Pope.

I’ve had both happen, Capitalist Stooge!

In the situation where you drop Netflix, I guaran-fucking-tee no one getting a reasonable “bonus” is losing a fucking dime. Your decision is cutting a job, not cutting into middle and upper management’s bonuses.