If you can’t afford to tip 20%, you can’t afford to eat out. Taking $2 out of some person’s pocket because you want to take some fake moral high ground is grounds for calling a person a dickhead. YMMV

Another fun fact:  Andre Dawson is Rosario Dawson’s uncle.

They’ve done this to Tim and Eric stuff a bunch over the years.

I was surprised that she and Chris Redd weren’t promoted to full players this year.

frankly, i’m surprised they did anything with may as i can’t believe a majority of americans even know who she is or what she’s dealing with.

I liked the ambivalence of the sketch, as well.  There’s a weird comedy dogma here (and elsewhere), that any political material that doesn’t completely affirm my particular viewpoint is somehow a cop-out.

two counts of using a carriage service to threaten serious harm

More like EmilyThrice!

I can’t tell if that’s a slice of ham, or that dog’s tongue...

You know the manager isn’t the same thing as the owner, right?

“The incident escalated when Mr. Hussle served Mr. Holder tea that was 2 degrees below the appropriate temperature.”

No, Sam Rockwell is definitely a bigger name than Michelle Williams. Not even close.

who became well-known while an associate pastor at Houston’s mega Lakewood Church, caught heat for buying his wife a $200,000 Lamborghini.

How to get Natalie Dormer go on a 59 hour date with you

Reginald VelJohnson already mentioned the Butt Fuck Sluts Go Nuts marathon a couple posts up. 

Not counting commercials, that will be almost 25 hours of movies!

Fighting defensively/evasively in boxing is not against the rules, although it could potentially affect how the judges score the fight for you.

To us, it was Tuesday.

“Disowned” is likely an exaggeration of course.

As a white male, recognitions has a right to be offended on your behalf.