On top of that he probably could go into any bar, find a pats girl fan, and she would probably blow him in the john if he wanted it dirty, for free and “legal”.

This particular sting got approximately 200 Johns. Presumably some of those were named Cletus, Jose or Tyrone. Please provide examples of police taking them down “guns-a-blazing”

Literally every time.

I just couldn’t get the hang of the trackball controller

He was not. Which is irrelevant unless you’re willing to argue with a straight face that literally everything that is against the law is worse than literally everything that isn’t. (Which is an argument, I should warn you, that would mark you as too stupid to keep commenting privileges on this website!)

but unless Kraft claims that it wasn’t him and it was just Larry David in a wig ...

I know, it’s a terrible joke. Sometimes certain phrasings or sentence fragments just amuse me.

Stop replying to the asshole at the top of the post. The more you reply, the more likely his comment will stay there.

yeah, I can’t imagine saying this unless her name tag said “Baby” and she introduced herself as “Baby”, and even then it’d be very weird

As in “I drank all of the alcohol, and that’s why I failed the algebra test”?

You’re saying you haven’t experienced this Deja Vu before?

Great post about classic arcade games (and thanks for reminding me to get back into Heat Signature). But I cannot allow your insult to Crystal Castles stand.

I’ll be giving Witcher 3 another shot. I started playing it last week due to a friend’s recommendation, but coming off of AC:Odyssey*, everything about Witcher 3 seems clumsy and unintuitive: the movement, the combat (stuff like selecting/acquiring a target from further than 5 feet away), or just looting a corpse or…

I remember seeing some clip of Steve-O wanting to ride his motorcycle down his hallway and off his balcony into the apartment across the way, and a bunch of the Jackass guys having to talk him down. It seemed like an acknowledgment of both the effect substance abuse had on a bunch of those guys, and also the…

“...Ryan Dunn, who died killed a passenger and himself in a grisly car accident while driving drunk.”

I realize this comment is a year old

The way they hurt themselves (and the funniest bits don’t even involve them hurting themselves) is incredibly smart.

But that isn’t the information I wanted. You claimed that microtransactions weren’t taxed. That statement is false, and when called on your bullshit, you tried to change the subject.

Uh, yeah, if your source is a youtube video, that pretty much speaks for itself.