I relate to this. I once lost 25 pounds because I was working 90 hours a week on my feet

And the worst part was that you didn’t get to see “Honk if You’re Horny!”

Sincere question - is it appropriate to tell a pregnant woman* that she has that “glow”

That sounds like the worst possible advice in any situation.

I think I just discovered what a migraine headache feels like.

Uh... Kevin Durant?

I love The Hold Steady, but can absolutely understand how Craig Finn’s delivery wouldn’t be everyone’s cup of tea.

Any deal that involves the state paying for a helicopter pad for the richest man in the world is too shitty to be “fixed.”

Bleth this Meth

Asshole left a scratch on my door that he still hasn’t fixed.

Look up Redman’s MTV Cribs episode.

So, adding to what you said, and what I said, and what MikePence said... it seems like I’m missing something.

It wouldn’t work, because Spectre/Grasshopper/Hammerhead’s specials are way too powerful.

I mean, yeah, it is. One of the dangers of treating your workers like garbage is that they’ll get fucking angry and unionize.

I remember waiting for the big announcement (since I live in Chicago, one of the cities supposedly in the running), and then being sort of disappointed that they sort of hedged their bets with *two* HQ2s. In retrospect it seems clear that they weren’t sure that they could close the deal in New York. So now they can…

Amazon, like Facebook and Google, is so large and unregulated that it operates as a virtual monopoly.

So try again, Max Constipation

based on the superexploitation of cheap sweatshop laborers (my niece is one of those sweatshop laborers at their warehouse near Richmond, VA)

Build an AI whose goal is ‘to serve man’ and it is unlikely to drive us extinct.