Yeah, this one smells more and more like bullshit as information comes in.

Right! Really any kind of wintry weather in Chicago is just simply “Tuesday”.

You really don’t want to know how they make the special sauce...

Agreed, they’re excellent.

Yes, but that happened in 1946, and I was limiting it to the probable approximate lifetime of the average Deadspin commenter.

Tommy actually has some similarly bad, faux-profound rap/poetry in The Dirt.

It’s also how Rob McElhenney got his start:

It is bordering on being irresponsible for him to tell his fans, many of them young and impressionable, that they should forego voting, because elections mean nothing

The telling scene is Leslie Mann yelling at Paul Rudd about the sex criminals living near them

I feel like I missed out on all the Troy McClure jokes when The Shape of Water came out, so I’ll just leave this picture from the Shedd Aquarium:

...Although you could argue that negative reviews probably drive even more traffic from those same fanboys.

Less adult movies, less attempts at serious commentary on religion, politics, etc. that end up backfiring in polarizing/controversial ways and get 67% because they immediately alienate a third of people watching them.

I’m not sure how minor Franken’s offenses were.  I don’t care about the Tweeden stuff, but he was accused of groping multiple women during photo-ops.

That’s what I was thinking. Whatever your feelings on Megyn Kelly are, I can’t believe any of those people are getting 20+ mil a year.

Because of the implication?