Yeah, Big Rice Lobby is paying us hundreds of dollars a month for product placement. You got us!

So buy some cheap butter and get to.

...that’s a stock photo

Michelle deserves better than the misery and stress of a presidency!

I mean... appearing in an Emmy sketch is hardly “swimming in his slime”

And down at the Weight Rack, they say, shit got really fucking weird that day.

In all seriousness, I get having an emotional attachment to certain entertainment products. I still get a warm feeling in my chest every time I think about the “good” (destroyed Black Omen/rescued Crono/fixed the timeline problems) ending in …

me too

Yeah, totally ... total dude-bro, frat shit ... they’re always doing culturally specific rituals and dances.

Make no mistake, Blurred Lines is a gross sexist song that I’m happy has been largely forgotten.

I can’t tell if you are underestimating Disney or overestimating Sony. 

Yes, why did Bad Man not mention that Piece of Shit Celebrity did Charity Thing to try to look & smell less like a Piece of Shit

I really enjoyed Moffat’s seasons so no need for shade that I simply didn’t understand it. Convoluted doesn’t have to be an insult, either, but the recent seasons did require a fair bit of serialized storytelling and easy to miss details. Series 6 is genuinely the one I think of as the most convoluted and not in a…

Except children are actually human beings. I get why kids aren’t welcome at certain social events but conflating children and pets is insulting.

Come back and work here, you monster.

Luke, link my Hohokum review, you coward.

I don’t think hoping to make a reasonable wage is, to use your eloquent term, retarded. These employees weren’t necessarily interested in opening a brewery; they’re retail workers whose pay was cut seemingly overnight.

I’m not sure I agree that all the women are falling all over Scott Pilgrim in the movie. I mean, it really doesn’t seem to me that Ramona cares much about him through most of the movie, it’s more that he’s the first guy she met in a town she doesn’t know, so she hangs out with him and she probably would have wandered…

Just like how Disney decided not to make any new Star Wars stuff because Fox owned the distribution rights to the Original and Prequel Trilogies, right?

Jesus Christ I couldn’t make up a more disgusting sandwich

I liked the Netflix Marvel universe, but it really was too close to DC dumbdark in the long run. The characters never really got to revel or show of their powers beyond some minor realistic effects, and they went a little over the top on the melodrama for me in most of the series. All of the series ended up with…