If only there was an article that we could read... One that might explain such a thing.

Hm. I seem to remember a review of Rocky IV mentioning Creed’s death, but the ’80s were a much different time when it comes to spoiling.

Oh, no, you didn’t sound shrill at all. I try to be spoiler-sensitive which usually works out with my desire to not write a lot of plot summary. I’d say there are plenty of neat surprises, big and small, in the movie, and my review gives away less than some of the later trailers. 

I hope this Elephant Shrew character is a Boozer, a User, and, most importantly, a Loser.

Some important points. 1) Being anti-vax is a choice. 2) It endangers the lives of the innocent. 3) It’s built on a pack of debunked lies.

He’s popular with the kids.

Real talk: Thanksgiving turkey ain’t all that.

I don’t get why extolling the virtue of one food has to come with a sideburn of a different food. I generally prefer pork to poultry, but I still get down on all kinds of poultry.

If your turkey is disappointing, you’re doing it wrong.

*farts*

Oh man. From “Kaepernick was never any good” to kamel “your mom” jokes. Who let this clown into this site? Take your garbage over to Yahoo where it is appreciated, we only like rational debate and witty jokes here. You possess none of the qualities to contribute either. 

Who was accused of rape and would not cease to vape?

copy editor’s nightmare Anderson .Paak.

What an exacting and insightful takedown of a movie you maybe haven’t seen!

And you’re more than welcome to criticize that! (Personally, I loved Skyrim to death but was realllly disappointed by Fallout 4.) I’m just hoping to explain to people what an engine actually is and why there’s no reason to panic when you see headlines like “Bethesda won’t change its engine for TESVI.”

I think this article is about game engines? I got distracted early on and spent the rest of my time anticipating the paragraph that told me the release date of Super Plumber Adventure 2. It never came. 

You’re still acting like Mr. Mime isn’t blowing Delia’s back out.

As a general rule, fan theories tend to be a little crackpot—but they’re also usually harmless, and just for fun.

Why not let it rack at that? The theory’s not meant to be taken seriously, right? So just let it be fun for those who want to have fun with it.

That’s the attitude I had to learn to adopt toward fan fiction…

We’ll all know soon enough when, at dawn, we take on the form of a fleshless, chattering skeleton as Zorp The Surveyer arrives and burns our bodies with his volcano mouth.