I was in the same boat as you once. But then the sim of my ex started a fire in the kitchen and died. My ex was terrible at cooking and once started a small fire trying to make pasta. So, this was a fitting way to let go and move on. 

Kathy Griffin must be rolling in her grave. 

I read everything you just wrote, and have concluded that you made all of that up as there is no way those are real people.

Oh wow. That’s an amazing run of pages. 

“The best way to experience Philadelphia is by reading about it.” ~ City of Pittsburgh

Can we add to this list all the adults in this comment section justifying the adults blasting a child?

I sort of hope it’s understood it’s all just people’s opinions; needing to continually clarify that I don’t think my opinion is an objective fact is tiresome.

No one has ever worn a white seersucker suit while sober.

Idiots will spend multiple thousands of dollars to get a lot of things.

I heard at the end of the movie he gives up his legs for the ability to sing real good. 

Nay, it was written for today, promise! I felt I would be remiss if I, a humble horror nerd, let today pass by without posting something F13 related. Strangely enough, this video game site wanted a piece about the video game and not my proposed 20,000 word thesis about how much I love Part V: A New Beginning. That…

Also, student discounts. ALL CUSTOMERS MATTER!!!!!!

Not to mention the olds. All those discounts, just because they’ve been stinking up the planet for a while. They should pay more, for all the extra wear and tear they’ve caused! It’s an outrage!

See also: IHOP. They let kids eat free some nights, which is obviously discrimination against me, an adult.

You know what they should look into - veterans’ benefits and pricing. Everywhere I go its, 10%, 15% off products and services for veterans. Heck, the injured ones even get a break on their property taxes! Some businesses flat out promote this imbalanced fee system right out in public. I for one am pretty sick and…

Time to fly these over every city in this country.

Henry Cavill speaks and we are all Ben Affleck.

“Listen, your pal is in the other room right now, being asked to fund the same show. For all you know, he’s already accepted a producer credit. If I were in your shoes, I’d be pledging at least five bucks an episode, while the going’s still good.”

Yup. I remember the day I was starred...the glorious days before Kinja. I’ve been the the greys since.

So crowdfunding as the prisoner’s dilemma basically?