I still think Brandon Routh got screwed over, though.

good. you should feel like an asshole. but not for the reasons you think.

Yes, it truly is a tragedy he never had a chance to grow into a man who beat the shit out of pregnant women.

Please don’t make me explain the joke.

“I use the word ‘faggot’ to call people ‘retards,’”

I’m sensing you think this should have been two posts, not one. You might be right. Would have really hit the second-phase idea more effectively. 

But, if you imagine Babe Ruth with modern training techniques, you also have to imagine him facing pitchers that throw more than 80 mph who don’t need to have side jobs in the off season. Babe never had to face the best pitchers in the US at the time as many were stuck in the Negro League and he sure didn’t have to…

They should be embarrassed for not letting the GOAT, Takeru Kobayashi compete.

glad to meet another “farts aren’t all that funny” believer. i never got those moments on “all in the family” when archie flushes the toilet off-stage as some kind of comment to meathead & the audience convulses in laughter. sadly, i write children’s plays so i have to have a few farts now and then.

Took me a moment to realise this wasn’t a complaint about the country.

I’ve never really been single for more than a few months since I’ve typically got a queue of people wanting to date me (I’m a bit of a catch).

Gawd that gif will NEVER EVER EVER get old.

Come here, PapaKyle, and let me stroke your feathers and hear you coo.

“I’m me, not meat. See the individual. Go vegan.”

Have you seen Oldboy? That kind of shit never ends well. 

Mephisto is of the opinion they go together like a horse and carriage. 

Onomatopoeia gradually went from cool gimmick character to a classic “creator pet”. That’s where a creator becomes so obsessed with their own character, they elevate them in terms of power and status to absurd levels.

Why would anyone ever read the entire article, when a piping-hot take is clearly burning the flesh of their hands?!

I’m with you. Of course I thought the first incarnation of the show didn’t have any problems worse than typical first-season growing pains, which is a minority opinion, but I was completely baffled why Fox thought turning it into a clone of The Office was a good idea. Leeched all sense of fun out of it for me.