Hating a new MST3k host: The boldest take of 1993

As someone who speaks Arabic, “kanan” is basically a non-entity as either an Arabic word or name. That dog was almost certainly named after the Star Wars Rebels character. I guess it’s fine though, because at least white Twitter got to spend a few hours getting off on co-opting brown people persecution.

Did getting fired from being a bear ever stopped Ol' Big Bear?

Oh come on, we all know Yelp kicked off the kiddie reviews because there is no way to use those positive reviews to blackmail businesses to pay for services to suppress the bad ones.

How about we not hope that people have been abused, just to take people you dislike down a peg or two?

Yeah it’s crazy that people focus on the abuse of a child when somewhere a grown man might be suffering in heroic silence. Why are kids so special?

So am I the only one who thinks introducing the mutants of the X-Men to the MCU (especially at this stage) is a terrible idea? Honestly, I never liked them sharing the same world in the comics, but especially in the film world, the best X-Men films have a completely different tone to the rest of the MCU. Mixing the…

Janet, good or bad, is my crushiest crush.(throws bottle, yells Jortles! and runs away).

Ponderosa was one of the only places my rural poor family went out to eat when I was growing up in the ‘70s and ‘80s. A few times a year, Mom would clip coupons from the Sunday paper and tell us to lie about our ages if we had crossed the threshold to adult meals. The only meat we ever had at home was ground beef or…

No. Go fuck yourself.

Calling this simply a port is disingenuous at best. Also Fire Emblem is a fairly large franchise for a lot of people, and that was announced. A new Pokémon game, which while announced before the conference, is still upcoming.m; plus a slathering of great indies and great third party support. So, including the myriad…

Then why did he pay for my friend’s kidney transplant 5 years ago? SHE was a crew member from How I Met Your Mother. Assholes don’t do that...they do however assassinate people’s character anonymously on the internet....

I think we should all evaluate others based on their interactions in elementary school. It is the only real assessment of someone’s character.

We’ll care if she or her lousy son use that royalty money to influence elections or policy. Money always matters and it does even more when it’s in the wrong hands. Sure Roseanne already has money but she also hadn’t had any significant fresh sources of it in years so I doubt she had much to spare to throw around to…

She’s pretty young. We try not to collectivize her too much.

Leading the opposition to Trump and his policies is the last thing Obama should be doing.

I’m actually watching the recut AD season 4 as we speak and it’s MUCH better

RPO?