I’m a little surprised to be feeling so much “Nope” over this.

Why is he her responsibility? Just yesterday I read an article on Gawker or one of these sites about smarm, and frankly, degrading her feminism because this dude pops off at the mouth is pretty smarmy by making this not about this dude popping off at the mouth, but about her value as a feminist.

At least Too bad you don’t get Teen Titans Go! every single hour.

I knew my secret plan to ferret out the Deadshot fans would work.

...who showed shades of Carl Everett...

What do you think is the worst vegetable? I say onions. I’ve never eaten something and said “You know what? That could’ve used onions. That would’ve really made it better.” They could disappear of the face of the Earth and I wouldn’t care or notice.

Triple H is VERY disappointed:

I mean, you’re not wrong. Not eating there is the best thing you can do, but I still think there’s some merit in skipping“fried stuff with cheese” appetizers.

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

My favorite part of this whole Senior Week thing has been finally realizing that Ashley Feinberg is my favorite person on the Internet.

hm

this +1 wants to buy you flowers

Listen, I’m just glad you overcame your stroke and can use a keyboard again. I’m sure your tastebuds will come back eventually.

See, now I just get drunk and have sex with strangers all before 10pm. No muss, no fuss, and I still get up on time.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

You mean fun shit, you monster.

How does someone get there? Just give up on life? The fuck, man! I wish Terry Tate Office Linebacker would come out and knock this sock-wiper guy the fuck out.