If we are forced to use review scores, we now have the perfect formula for it!

but his character made him that six-tool guy

Dude, take a chill pill. That was very much uncalled for.

I really didn’t think Kotaku would ever stoop to overlapping with Know Your Meme

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

Video games occupy this interesting space where they’re both art and product, and nothing illustrates that more than the way reviews work. On one hand, reviewers (should) want to write interesting critiques that dig into whether a game does what it set out to do, and how it makes players feel. On the other hand, we…

Well if we don’t get to watch the big Turkey-Morocco fight what’s even the fucking point of having the Olympics?

You do realize you are critiquing the technique of a bunt in a parody video??

Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids.

Obvious comment is obvious.

He looks like Mega Man about to get on a dirt bike

When do you add in the tears? Somehow I always end up with extra whenever I do this.

Hope he was kidding around. Because otherwise a guy who has made $65M playing a game, and is guaranteed nearly three times that over the next few years, just tried to tell a kid he didn’t deserve any more than he already had due to the presumed circumstances of his birth.

Leading Red Gives Message to America’s Children: “Get Cancer”

Seems...unnecessarily dickish. I mean say “sorry kid”, sure, but it’s hardly the kid’s fault. Would be a better story if Votto then went and found some kid in the bleachers and gave them the gloves or something.

If it’s true, the use of an off-the-shelf Tegra processor doesn’t exactly fill me with confidence.

Gamecube had a handle. I never once carried it around.

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

This is the least fun thing anyone has ever said.