Wouldn’t that be a crowd of Cleti? Cletae?

Yours is better than mine.  Didn’t see this until I penned my own Bond comparison

Came here for the title, did not leave disappointed.

The local news stations are providing on-the-hour updates about “The Jeep”. Not even kidding. Whatever brings them clicks, I suppose.

only used as a champagne cooler

To be fair it was cloudy out so when staring at the sun isn’t possible this is what you do.

Crowd of Cletus is my new favorite band name. I love it. 

Every day is big newbs day in da swamp 

You’re scared of brown people and you deserve to be laughed at until you die.

I suggest a new number. 45 is already reserved for indicating failure, being the worst, and complete incompetence.

It’s weird how electing a clown means you get a circus.

A no deal Brexit will help distract from the fact that her son is a child rapist.

Two prizes at once, she’s a multitasker.

Free speech means you have the right to say it.

Ah, right..”censorship”...the cowards reasoning for accepting and brushing off hate speech.

Cool, that’s one less game I have to play.

Kaelynath got a drill, a simple, nearly worthless tool. “F*** you, Bethesda,” they wrote.

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

I always assumed that all the aliens knew about Earth, and that is why there has been no contact. Turns out we’re the Florida of the Galaxy.

I read the NYT article this morning. The thing that jumped out at me was this: