Your idiot murder toys should be melted into scrap and the 2nd amendment is fit for nothing more than toilet paper.

I’m so fucking tired of this slobbering bullshit argument from gun nuts. No shit a person has to pull the trigger. Nobody thinks guns are getting up and murdering people by themselves. But you know what’s really hard to do? Pull the trigger on a gun you don’t have.

Any word on Dick Cheney’s whereabouts?

They really fucked it up this time, didn’t they my dear?

Appropriate for a bunch of jerk-offs.

So the Yankees are just going to mime giving a giant a handjob for the rest of the season?

Nothing is richer than Trump telling anyone to go get more exercise. 

Or..or for 60k... you could have a better looking car, with the same performance a mid engined V8 & a warranty...

Ms. Clifford has, so far, proven to be the most honest person in this whole mess so far.

Isn't firing into another country an act of war?

Of course he’s going after the eagles, he hasn’t forgotten the time they tried to assassinate him.

I heartily encourage everyone to watch that video embedded in the Sportsnet tweet, especially if, like me, your heart is largely filled with contempt and despair for humanity. It’s a nice reprieve from all of that.

Notice how Mr. Badass wasn’t committed enough to his dream of killing Mexicans to actually cross the border into Ciudad Juarez to pursue it.

Can we deport the xenophobes and give these immigrants their citizenship instead?

Not a chance. The man has neither spine nor brain. It’s KFC gravy.

I fucking hate him with the intensity of a billion white hot suns.

This obsession with Hilary is the longest Trump has ever been faithful to one woman.

I made a sticker for Ryan:

Go fuck off INCEL.