Jimpreza111

6/13/19

I once lied about eating the last two Oreos in the package. My wife asked me if I’d eaten them and I said yes and she got mad. But I actually hadn’t eaten them yet. I lied about having already eaten them just so I could save them for later and eat them while she took our daughter to soccer practice. And then I ate…

6/13/19

talking about their personal belief

6/13/19

No kidding, couldn’t they use a 737 Max for Trump?

6/12/19

Ted Cruz, like that twit Shapiro, want to so desperately (as the kids say) slide into AOC’s DMs.

6/12/19

“Code red was created by likely a journalism school graduate,”

6/12/19

I like this story because in a way it’s uniquely American. It’s about sporting excellence, pride in your accomplishments and not even pretending to understand the concept of moderation.

6/12/19

He’s facing 20 years in prison for saving lives. That’s so incredibly inhumane.

6/11/19

That's funny. I thought NASCAR went left.

6/11/19

Then that makes you a dumb cunt.

6/10/19

This is a killer comment.

6/10/19

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves.

6/9/19

How the hell is it a national emergency to require the continued sales of arms to a foreign government?

6/7/19

Notice how they waited for it to be fully out of warranty before selling?

6/7/19

Eat enough of it and *BOOM*: you get psychedelic turds.

6/6/19

Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.

6/6/19

Roses are red
Some balls go foul
Here’s A-Rod shitting
Next to his towel.

6/6/19

The thing that gets me about this is that there’s literally no other scenario in the world where a dink like Stevens would do this to someone like Lowry who could clearly and easily kick the shit out of him. The only thing that lets someone like Stevens think he can get away with it is a lifetime of thinking that…

6/4/19

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

6/4/19

Having just returned to running after a “minor” hamstring injury... Ain’t no fuckin’ way Klay’s coming back at any reasonable level of performance in just a couple days.

6/4/19

How about we pour money into developing a universally-available method of contraception, so there are literally no unwanted pregnancies? Until such time as that blessed day arrives, I disagree that women should be forced to bring accidental or forced pregnancies to term.