Oddly enough, Temujin’s entire empire was built from rage over a perceived slight by Ong Khan, who told him he looked “spanish.”

Just wait until he finds out the 9th Circuit has voided his Presidential turkey pardon and the turkey is already being grilled by Bob Mueller.

At a quick glance I legitimately thought this was a Nissan Juke.

This is clearly fake. Trump is on record as claiming that coal is beautiful. 

Isn’t it so pathetic that he gets to claim them as his “answers” when they are just canned responses from lawyers? Dear dopey idiots who voted for him becaus he’s “anti-establishment” or because you believe he tells it how it is: this is the epitome of establishment and the inability to tell it how it is. Then again,…

What’s the confusion? The ‘weird thing’ on that giant ass is just a black coat.

Or brave enough to go to a cemetery in the rain. its so WET AND SPOOKY!

I’m reminded of his reaction of going to the memorial in Schnecksville...

They should have used more thoughts and prayers.

This was actually an ad for their new sitcom, “Triumph of the Will and Grace.”

If Jesus Christ returned to earth tomorrow, and resumed spreading His word, one of the president’s disciples would murder him.

A white guy in his 50's from Florida? I’m shocked. Also shocked to see that he’s driving around in a van that is basically a Trump shrine. 

Always relevant:

She doesn’t even mention that, though, and neither do any of your other best friends in office - including Steve Scalise, who was one of the people shot. They are just talking about how mean they think Democrats are to them. They are always fucking whining about it - talk about snowflakes. As for the shooting, they…

Just imagining the puppet show they must have had to put on to keep his attention...

Of course the GOP will protect us from preexisting conditions. I mean, they are the ones trying to push for the single payer Healthcare system Obama vetoed. Wait... Oh fuck, I’m in the mirror universe again. Christ, I keep forgetting that everytime I visit.

Why do the Taycans have exhaust pipes? just trying to pretend its an IC car?

And let’s add to that: