Finally a Ryder Cup team that represents America as it really is.

Take a gander at anyone with a MAGA hat and get back to me.

Because a large portion of the voting populous is just as, if not more, stupid. And fucking dumb as he may be, and as much as I hate him, he’s been a somewhat successful con-man, targeting specifically those same people, over the last number of decades.

I absolutely fucking hate him. I don’t know what else to say at this point.

eh... tbh... its a ferrari... everytime you rev it you risk a fire

Reminded me of this classic pic

“these were 3,000 incredible people. We never will let this happen again.”

Having the uncoolest of uncool people publicly destroy your merchandise is genius level marketing akin to getting a PMRC “PARENTAL ADVISORY” sticker slapped on your group’s record in the late 80s/early 90s.

Jet fuel can’t melt wood. 

As a liberal, I don’t feel like I’m being owned enough. I suggest they keep literally playing with fire on their property, just to show just how strong-willed and patriotic they are.

[Trump] insisting “it’s a big thing.”

Video games do pose a tremendous hazard to our nation’s children. Even now, as a 40-year old man, I still find myself jumping on turtles, eating wild mushrooms, and climbing down random sewer pipes.

You know - If I had to imagine the face of the guy who got fired for posting his farts... Yeah. Pretty much that guy.

You just think you’re joking.

The president has done nothing wrong. He has not been charged with anything. If he were charged with a crime, then maybe he would have done something wrong. But he has not been charged with a crime. And by the way, he cannot be charged with a crime. So he most obviously has not done anything wrong. If he does…

And just like that, this guy’s 30 year streak of being the most dickish EPA agent is smashed.