Seems like you also hate starting your sentences with capital letters.

I’m out $600 from these shady fuckers. Some people have been lucky with credit card charge banks, I’m still waiting to hear from my bank.

Non, non, baguette!

The only way this story could be more French is if they were both holding a glass of wine and a slice of cheese.

I have spent my entire adult life in the suburbs after growing up in a small, but densely populated steel town with no parking and having to walk or take a bus everywhere. I was even lucky enough my parents bought one of the few non-duplexes in the neighbood, and we had a side yard instead. And yet, we all knew when…

If you’re trying to make sense of this, you’re doing it wrong.

You really, really wanted to use the word “decubitus,” didn’t you.

It’s a law passed immediately after prohibition to try to only allow small, neighborhood liquor stores rather than chains with no local ties.

But hurrr, me ride up high! Feel safer! Me drive Hummer to store to buy Powerball tickets now!

Trucks are not “cars”, even though many people insist on using them like cars. Trucks are trucks. And I have no problem with imposing more-stringent standards, for trucks, based on changing use, but the differences between “trucks” and “cars” is a game that manufacturers have played for years.

Fuuuuuuuuck that

Why are you even bothering to showcase this Jeep? David Tracy has undoubtedly already bought it and added it to his queue of Jeeps I Need To Finally Fix.

Yeah, Land Rover pricing + the rarity of this configuration = somebody will pay it.

I’m happy to admit the Land Rover Defender market is fundamentally absurd. Accepting that as fact make this an easy NP for me. So I’m curious to know what the rest of these people are thinking...

Problem is, it’s NEVER enforced. Studies have shown that distracted driving is just as bad, if not worse, than driving under the influence.   Punishment for both should be similar. 

So when are we going to have “MATT” - Mothers Against Talking and Texting?

Oh right.  Never.  Half the soccer-moms in the United States…

I couldn’t find many comps even with a nationwide search. For once the seller has a reasonable definition of “rare”. What a treat! From the few 3.2 droptop stick shift cars I could find, this price seems fair. You don’t have a ton of options if you really want a TT equipped like this one. Nice price. 

Also, it should be in this shade of green, if one possesses said mitt:

It isn't a proper TT unless the seats look like The Incredible Hulk's baseball mitt.

They now have a factory in Germany and one in China... how long do you think it would take to shut down American operations if it got way more profitable to just sell us the Chinese one?  Do you REALLY want that?  Or are you just here for the Elon memes?