I smoke a joint.
Torch, sometimes I think you might just be a guy who somehow got access to Jalopnik's passwords and has been engaging in a low-level troll campaign ever since.
Has anyone checked on $kay? Is she still alive?
someone get Slaycog some smelling salts, STAT!
#skaygasm
Nice work on the panorama of gauges, too. The Golf Harlequin of dashboards: make sure nothing matches!
This thing needs a Bald eagle livery
Those lips are scarring me!