If it sounds professional, she obviously must have had some Dudes do the work for her. No way could she, like, do shit on her own!

I'm glad we're bringing back "phrasing."

Radio.

I avoided their last few records because so many of their song are auditory barbiturates (or just sound like songs sung by a woman who's had too many barbiturates). After reading so many good reviews of the last two or three LPs, maybe I'll revisit and reassess.

*Tsars

As you should.

No it isn't.

I hope you are properly ashamed of yourself.

Ugh, this joke isn't funny anymore.

I've only seen the first one. It was one of the most disappointing horror movies I've ever seen. Nothing remotely scary about it, bad writing, bad acting, just generally crap.

I know! No way could a woman write a great song without help from a dude.

Hipsters don't have Bob Marley posters, silly.

Cartoon Network is basic cable.

Since when was Jake Gyllenhaal "wiry"?

Don't forget the horrific animal torture! It's the secret ingredient.