Just buy a fucking PC already.

The Console Wars have turned me into a sad man. I like my XBOne but, honestly, I get so much stick just for owning it that I’m thinking of selling it. Really can’t see why people are so emotionally invested in their games consoles, but every time it comes up people look at me like I just told them I’m a sex offender.

He never once mentioned he was a PC gamer...

If someone at Disney isn’t greenlighting Sisterhood of the Travelling Armor right now, I’ll eat my yubnubs. Great story.