Now I wanna see a Fresh Prince reboot where wacky youth Jaden Smith moves in with his Uncle Shaq

I love the automatic assumption so many pundits make that red-state Dems are going to in any way have their reelection chances modified based on cloture votes. Like Trump voters are going to be like “well, I could vote for the candidate that agrees with him on everything, but the candidate that disagrees with him 90%…

One of the forms had a “do not write below here” section and he put “ok”.

Fuck You. Your gonna be so disappointed in the world on your death bed. All the shit you’re fight against will be the norm in 15 years. And you’ll just be the hateful old person that all the kids on the block are scared of...if you aren’t already.

I wish there was an afterlife, so you’d have to account for your general…

I kept waiting for Reggie to appear in that video, put his arm aroung Stan, and tell the repoters how great everything is between them.

Are you sure? I seem to recall him saying “fucking”. Then Mr. Burns shot Maggie, right?

“Mind if I shoot a J?”

No

Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

Hillary will respond to a moderator question with insight and knowledge gleaned from decades in the limelight, displaying a mastery of the topic and recognition of its nuances that prevent a buzzwordy solution.

No. Not even close. Jordan, apart from being one of the best scorers in NBA history, is far and away the best defender of the all-time great scorers. He’s up there with the greatest defenders of all time. Rings and records aside, it is Jordan’s defense that sets him apart from all other contenders to that title.

Well this wasn’t the ball movement that Coach Pop was hoping for.

Just what he needs, another giant balled spot.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

Jim Tomsula believes that shaving one’s mustache counts as a disguise.

“And this? This is how tall you want your bindle stick. Now you might be thinking ‘but Jimbo, that’s way too long! It’d get in the way, always hitting stuff’ But what you have to remember about the bindle stick, is versatility matters. Longer stick means it’s easier to poke out cameras watching dumpsters. Midget…