Jim Tomsula believes that shaving one’s mustache counts as a disguise.

“And this? This is how tall you want your bindle stick. Now you might be thinking ‘but Jimbo, that’s way too long! It’d get in the way, always hitting stuff’ But what you have to remember about the bindle stick, is versatility matters. Longer stick means it’s easier to poke out cameras watching dumpsters. Midget…