Tiger’s inner monologue:

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Quinn Nordin sounds like an auto generated name for a Skyrim character.

Really unlucky timing by Cuban. Jordan took his date to an arcade and to impress her, promised to break the high score on the “Super Shot” game.

Always highlight truthers

traveling

“LaMarcus, think about it! On any given day you could be passing the ball to Kobe and never seeing it again that possession in front of Victoria’s Secret supermodels, or Tom Hanks, or Lady Gaga, or even Michael Eisner! It could be Kate Upton who hears Kobe yelling at you to fucking pass him the ball when he’s open or…

See that door over there? Jack Nicholson is in there and if you sign with us, you can also go into that room where Jack Nicholson has been for the last 3 months. We don’t know what he does in there. We don’t ask. But we know he’s in there and only Lakers can go in there. The only other rule is you have to go in there…