Next time he does it, you smack him in the head with a newspaper. Then you say “bad Nix!”

Don't you just hate pants?!

The title of the article seems to be two words too longg.

Why can't those fans just bury the hatchet?

There’s never a wrong Browns fan to ban from the Dawg Pound.

Is Kevin Sumlin gonna have to choke a bitch?

Kyler should’ve listened to Jimmy Dugan.

If you’re blue and you don’t know why that is
Why don’t you slow down your eating binge
Chew your food to bits.

He and Jim Irsay look like they were separated at birth. And they were born in the bar of an Applebee's.

Asking for it = Wearing an opposing team's jersey, right? Brilliant.

Unfortunately Grisham couldn’t rob that rainmaker of a home run.

Can Drew promise to not attend any functions or go anywhere until WYTS is complete? Thanks in advance.

So did Bolles shrink Flacco down, or is it a giant sack?  

Why not put up netting to protect the fans from the players? And vice versa.

If you put some high concertina wire up on that wall in San Diego those evil drug-dealing baseballs wouldn’t make it over.

Steve Balboni

KD

“Hold my goblet of blood.”

Stay tuned to KHON and we’ll have all of the...... scorching....... details.

Wait until he finds out you get to wear a helmet and pads when you play this football.... why it’ll be an invincible feeling. You can hit people headfirst now and you’ll be protected!