I’ve never felt so Presidential.

If Trump were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.

“God, these people disgust me with their sexism and backward traditions.”

We’ll update this post if we figure out what the hell’s going on.

If a submarine breaks through the ice, and The Rock isn’t there to kick a torpedo, does any one really care?

“They don’t want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.” RIP Mitch Hedberg

“You gonna fu*k that thing or what?” - Jim McElwain

I’m beginning to wonder if the internet is worth it.

chief financial officer of DP World

Other advertising slogans banned include “Wazzup”, “Where’s the beef” and “Gosh, it would be nice if there were some women around.”

But do they preach?

This is a rally-bred vehicle. If any car could sell while covered in dirt, it’s a rally car.

I think I understand the article fully.

It was a perfect opportunity for Google to have a doodle of Jesus emerging from a cave and saying, “April Fools!”

I bet that lady from the NCAA also loved reminding her teachers that they had forgotten to assign homework before spring break.

Counterpoint: (the band) Tesla sucks.

Yep, the one consistent thing about the entire Administration is that none of them feel the slightest need to hide their corruption. It’s as if they believe they’re immune from any possible consequences. What could have given them that idea?

I was raised in the 90s, the advent of the Internet. Ive witnessed the most Vile acts of man thanks to the Internet. Being called nigger over Sega online and later Xbox live, seeing humans obsession with vanity as seen on Instagram and snapchat, taliban beheading videos, two girls and 1 cup, reading stats that 53% of…

In general, bronze statues should not show teeth. See the original bad Lucille Ball statue and the toothless replacement:

I would just like to take a moment to enjoy the fact that Jacksonville’s local culture magazine is called Void.