If a submarine breaks through the ice, and The Rock isn’t there to kick a torpedo, does any one really care?

“They don’t want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.” RIP Mitch Hedberg

“You gonna fu*k that thing or what?” - Jim McElwain

I’m beginning to wonder if the internet is worth it.

Other advertising slogans banned include “Wazzup”, “Where’s the beef” and “Gosh, it would be nice if there were some women around.”

This is a rally-bred vehicle. If any car could sell while covered in dirt, it’s a rally car.

I think I understand the article fully.

I bet that lady from the NCAA also loved reminding her teachers that they had forgotten to assign homework before spring break.

Counterpoint: (the band) Tesla sucks.

Yep, the one consistent thing about the entire Administration is that none of them feel the slightest need to hide their corruption. It’s as if they believe they’re immune from any possible consequences. What could have given them that idea?

I was raised in the 90s, the advent of the Internet. Ive witnessed the most Vile acts of man thanks to the Internet. Being called nigger over Sega online and later Xbox live, seeing humans obsession with vanity as seen on Instagram and snapchat, taliban beheading videos, two girls and 1 cup, reading stats that 53% of…

In general, bronze statues should not show teeth. See the original bad Lucille Ball statue and the toothless replacement:

Lots of folks are in town for the 2018 New York International Auto Show, so we decided to give them a proper welcome at the Jacob K. Javits Convention Center. Enjoy.

Jesus, Barry.

Thanks for ruining the ending of the Bee Movie.

Le Petit Mort indeed.

“During climax the bee becomes paralysed, the endophallus explodes & rips off as bee backflips, & it dies.”

I put together a quick playlist for Clay to check out, just in case he doesn’t know which songs to sing along to. https://open.spotify.com/user/longmasterwolf/playlist/7cu3I68Ofg4P7jY8iD53ij?si=db_U4pEJRf-ApPLlxkS_ww

I don’t care the issue, I don’t care what side of the issue you’re on. If you use the term “Fake News” as part of your argument, you out yourself as a dumb motherfucker and a lemming.

I would just like to take a moment to enjoy the fact that Jacksonville’s local culture magazine is called Void.