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They booed at the bar I was in Sunday. At the TV. But no one took off their hat or stood or put down their beer. Which proves the patriotism can’t go through a TV screen. I guess.

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

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Telly’s daughter Ariana Savalas is an amazing singer who tours with Postmodern Jukebox. I’ve had the pleasure of seeing her live twice. Incredibly entertaining!

The absence of physical controls for certain functions (Wipers, primary HVAC, etc) is idiocy. Those are things for which you should pretty much not need to take your eyes off the road. I predict.... pain.

You’re probably one of those people who watches Star Wars and thinks the Empire is the bad guys. The Empire wanted peace, but the Rebels wanted anarchy. You tell me...what’s wrong with peace? There were a lot of good people on Death Star. Good, decent people. And let me tell you, there was a lot of violence on both

Hating the Patriots is not biased, it’s just good sense.

I always love kicker dogpiles. Kickers have such a weird job within the context of football, much of their practice is off by themselves. They might interact with other special teamers, but it’s unlikely Elliott has much to do with Wentz or Kendricks in his day to day.

Come on people! Proper following distance would have prevented that pileup!!

I’m friends with the owner of a large, local dildo manufacturer and, to put it politely, “he’s not just the president. he’s a member.” I have never once seen him wear something other than sweatpants. Never once.

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

Horse people are usually terrible people.

That tan Nissan was just sitting there on the highway for over an hour? No flares or hazard lights? It’s amazing it took that long for someone to hit it...

Detroit should be part of Florida. Only logical.

When I was around 13 my father and I tried to perfect the “One Cheek Sneak” — getting a silent but deadly fart out in public without laughing. We were generally a bit noisy and the other one would detect it. Giggles all around. Anyone pulling off the OCS was supposed to get away scott-free and was legally allowed to

He looks like a Dothraki power bottom.

“The Atlanta United have a chance to become something special, a champion”

God damn it! I knew something was fishy. I wrote a check to her Alzheimer’s foundation and my grandma still died of Alzheimer’s.

Please tell me your family business was slingin’ parts for Harry.