“and a roof through which you may moon.”

wow thank you for the flashback. my dad would religiously use the securicode keys to lock/unlock his car. it was another number i had to memorize as a kid.

oof apex is getting a little old, but i did pick up rocket league since it’s free now and it’s hard af but a ton of fun

this is a perfect example of just because you CAN doesn’t mean you SHOULD

chipmunk16speed is doom af it’s a classic

no blj’s??! that’s whack as hell

i fuckin new it

holy shit i absolutely love pilotwings 64 i had no idea it was a snes game

your np or cp tags are still active: https://jalopnik.com/c/nice-price-or-crack-pipe

am i the only one who thinks this is just ugly as hell? it looks so GD bloated

ok but seriously. in college, my friends and i were all convinced only hot girls drove jettas.

hollyyyy shit. i spent many hours playing tribes. haven’t thought of that game in years! thank you for the throwback!

just drink your coffee, jerry

so possibly a hoon-mobile...?

age old “money can’t buy class”

good ol’ 2004 jetta wagon. slowly making its way down to shitbox, but it’s a tank.

for the low low price of $8,900, you too can look like your neighborhood drug dealer

uhh speak for yourself there, bud

yeesh. cp.

it doesn’t even come with truck nuts!? cp.