ok but seriously. in college, my friends and i were all convinced only hot girls drove jettas.

hollyyyy shit. i spent many hours playing tribes. haven’t thought of that game in years! thank you for the throwback!

just drink your coffee, jerry

so possibly a hoon-mobile...?

age old “money can’t buy class”

good ol’ 2004 jetta wagon. slowly making its way down to shitbox, but it’s a tank.

for the low low price of $8,900, you too can look like your neighborhood drug dealer

uhh speak for yourself there, bud

yeesh. cp.

it doesn’t even come with truck nuts!? cp.

hard pass

noted! 

the ONLY issue i have is the horn. all the other horns sound so good, and the paystar is a joke of a sound. it’s like a flat fart.

duuuuuuude that international paystar is my go-to. so versatile, so good.

ninja and shroud just completed a real-life gtav heist.

i was once told that truly is for android people and white claw is for iphone people, and i can’t not see it now

ironic for a game that has cultivated a generation of 12 years olds yelling the n word into their mics

this exact situation has been weighing heavily on my mind lately. what better way to force people to stay home than a 2nd wave of covid?

my man big guwop said it best. if you don’t have sauce you’re lost. BUT. traveller beware: you can also get lost in the sauce.

Apex has grown old. Probably will grind through some Snowrunner.