just drink your coffee jerry

I mean, holy shit. The flex Nike pulled to kill this, that kinda power is fucking wild. 

hoollllllyyyy shit i honestly forgot about that kid

a lot of these have been deleted btw

Jetlife to the next life

so, like. this confirms it, yeah? micro peen? he’s definitely got a micro peen.

mitch probably also enjoys chicago style “pizza”

top fuck is ~0:26-0:27

oh god, think of the children (in the crowds at cars & coffee)

technically wearing it is out of the question as well so you better burn that fuckin sleevless shirt bud

Snagged one of these just yesterday to shoot a music video with my gameboy camera!

i have a feeling that people getting uppity about taking these off also burned nike apparel recently.

yikes

just be thankful he didn’t throw a H.A.G.S. in there

anyone who uses the term “truth will emerge” already has a mark against them in my book

just drink your coffee, jerry

small town in AL just had their mayor go on a similar stream on consciousness. 

drake’s bitchass is like the kid no one likes who’s quiet af when his team is losing but makes the most god damn noise when they’re up.

wow it’s like the man has no idea what he’s doing

getting major awkward golden vibes from that backend