i drive a 2004 jetta wagon that makes (made, at least on factory specs) 115 hp. it’s a row-your-own so it’s at least fun, but i can’t wait to upgrade to something with some more pep.

12 o’clock boyz

just drink your coffee, jerry

hell yes

fuuuuuuck yeah curling

just drink your coffee, jerry.

honest question:

wut?

that gif re-loops at the most code brown moment.

unffff either way, my dad-wag boner is raging.

first of all, $50K for a goddamn 300? hardpass.

we’re republican, we don’t care! burn in hell, we’ll see you there!

1st gear: all that tech is also making it easier for insurance companies to total cars.

not-rednecks

sexy car, yes. but correct. kind of lands in a weird space.

did embiid sign off with “i’m daddy”?

he’s the best walker

my ‘04 jetta dad-wag