jimmyokeefe
Jimmy O'Keefe
jimmyokeefe

Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

You rock, Agnes.

Also, why not just become Socialists, gang? Like, the GOP is actively courting literal Nazis; the taboo is broken in the younger generation. Democrats and the Democratic party (necessary to make the distinction) need to get hip to Marx or they will die, and they will deserve it.