Car, what big tires you have.

F1 Twizy has to be one of the most adorable things ever...we need a Twizy cup series!!!!

Brian France supported Trump. Of course he’s turned NASCAR into a shit show.

Fifth: give everyone a stick, ball optional.

Welcome to the North American Stock Car Racing And Polo (NASCRAP for short)

We see you, Russian plant.

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Is he a dwarf? Is this some kind of gigantoid car from another universe?

Is he extremely short or is that car extremely tall?

That’s a floating suspension for the radiator that allows it to counterbalance the engine during heavy use of the throttle, clearly you’re not up on this one weird hack people are using to get more performance.

You know who was my favorite speaker at the Women’s March? A man, one who used to annoy the hell out of me. Michael Moore. He kept it simple: he provided the number we call to voice concerns to our representatives. Then he told us: call every day. Put it in your schedule along with brushing your teeth and showing up…

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

You had me at Ute. The rest is arbitrary.

Too damn late. My kids have grown up while waiting for one so I don’t need a van anymore. I’m going back to the 2 seat convertible where I belong and VW can suck it for not bring it sooner when I might have needed it.

Gee, if only they’d waited another day before agreeing to a settlement, then the FTC might have been paying them.

Did not even have to read anything before clicking NP. The shell alone is worth asking price.

i always assumed its so has the privacy to furiously masterbate every time he sees himself on the tee vee.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

Yes, I quite enjoyed the elimination of smog from the LA Basin thanks to all the environmental regulations here, from gasoline additives to stricter emissions. When I was attending third grade in the S.F. Valley, we had freaking smog alerts where you couldn’t go outside but had to stay in the classroom, and sat still…

Not shitty training, finely honed racism.