On more than one occasion, I've had to look at myself in the mirror and convince myself to not get a tattoo of my name in Doop speak

The REAL reason for the time jump is that the misogynist writers behind Parks and Rec saw the seething "For Your Consideration" article written on the AV Club about how Leslie was being victimized by having kids.

Guardian Devil was a dope story, gtfo

Night Nurse
Echo
Kristen McDuffie

All those artists trying to incite social change, but Mike Judge is the only one making a difference

I vote Ringo finding a cape

This headline sounds like a threat

So does this season pass the Bechdel Test?

Except this is a parody of those sites. One article is "6 Heads You Won't Believe AREN'T on Mt. Rushmore!"

Tonight's episode was aces

Shake harder, boy!

It seems like the existence of the bigger, scarier dinosaur is a reaction to people in the Jurassic Park world being unimpressed by dinosaurs at this point. I'm sure your classic Dinos will Marvel Team-Up for all the dino-nerds out there.

The plot synopsis covers that. IRL, people take scientific miracles for granted everyday. If Jurassic Park really existed, it wouldn't be long before seeing a T-Rex has the same luster as seeing any other zoo animal. Hence why the resort would feel the need to create a "super-dinosaur" to bring back some excitement.

Yeah, I'll run in fear from a feathered T-Rex

He deserves a lot of that shit. He had no charisma and his narration in the beginning would have made Harrison Ford Blade Runner shed a tear.

I laughed when Pete had to trump Joan's 5% by blurting out "I HAVE 10%!!"

So if I were you, I'd hope for a Captain Marvel movie before a Wonder Woman movie.

So according to Abed, an asteroid wiped out Greendale?

That Wu Wear picture really does need to accompany any mention of Quentin Tarantino

This isn't so much a mashup as it is someone playing two records at the same time in the same room