Everyone forgets the Owl Movie!

"Let's do a Jennifer Lopez parody"
"Ok, how can we parody her?"
"Make all her songs about tacos and burritos!"

The first MitB match made Carmella into the division's top heel overnight. She went from getting no reactions to cutting fire promos.

Not even the worst 2017 PPV Randy Orton has been on

At first I was infuriated by it but then I realized this is pro wrestling and all it's "moments" and "history making" are manufactured. Like we're the silly ones for thinking a predetermined gimmick match is a piece of history like Amelia Earhart. The first ever women's MitB was convoluted and over the top, just like…

I'm so annoyed by the Braun injury angle, he should have opened up Raw demanding a match with Brock, calling him names and refusing to leave the ring. This injury angle makes me think they want to cool him down because he's so over compared to Roman.

I don't think Becky was being a Cena by not running in. Charlotte turned heel by betraying Becky over and then kept screwing her over in title opportunities and while she's friendly with Naomi, she's not friends with Naomi.

Sasha's heel character is just the perfect role for her. The character's kayfabe false confidence covers up that she's not the best talker by letting her pretend to be above everyone else.

We finally get a Filipino wrestler and all any website wants to talk about is how punchable his face is

AJ is the number one contender to the US title so once KO beats Jericho, that feud is happening

I'm loving everything this post-WM SD Live is cooking and this dead Kentucky crowd didn't deserve a second of it.

That you had to go back over a year to find two examples sorta proves my point though. Ever since Brock or Vince or whoever crippled his WM32 match, he's been off.

KO, Sami, AJ, Nak, Corbin and Orton make for a pretty great roster. Losing Dean is no big loss seeing as he's allergic to having good matches on PPV and I'll trade away The Miz if is a chance to rehab Handsome Rusev.

I actually chortled when he said "stylish"

Avengers Infinity War comes out before Captain Marvel and I'm 95% certain they said she's debuting in that. If not as Captain Marvel then at least as Col. Carol Danvers.

What a good dog, such a good dog

They definitely relied on too many back and forth pins when it was something they didn't click on 100%. I wanted to like it more than I did.

When La Luchadora came down I just assumed it was Mickie James, didn't even think of an Eva Marie switch.

Roadblock was such a mess. Every booking decision seemed to just exist to make the last match's ending seem fine by comparison.

Gonna be dope when he turns heel