That’s because you’re a preening, self-serious, sanctimonious idiot. Just accept it. The one friend you have in the world and your family members came to grips with you being a douchebag a long time ago.

I thought I love Haggard as much as possible, then I saw him sharing the doobie with Willie, god bless him. The Okie from Muskogee would not approve . . .