Can we please please stop calling things “two-ingedient” recipes? This one, as you say, has at least 6, if you don’t count all the ingredients in the puff pastry.

I *am* an urban biker, and I think this nitwit 100% got what he deserved. He was ignoring police instructions, riding into a roadblock, and the president’s motorcade was seconds away. As far as the cops and Secret Service were concerned, he could have had a bomb.

> Unmentioned in the synopsis: who the hell is that kid