a journeyman catcher who inexplicably became a Chicago folk hero despite only playing two seasons with the Cubs (after inexplicably becoming a Boston folk hero despite only playing two seasons with the Red Sox)?

You’ve met my brother, then?

Not realizing, of course, that the lack of teeth in hockey is an accidental byproduct of participating in a brutal sport, and not something done as a point of pride or cultural identity.

Boy that PK Subban trade’s already working out great for Montreal *chortle, snicker, cough*

The southerners took to hockey when they realized the average hockey player shares the same number of teeth as the average southerner.

Heartwarming, because ‘Graduation’ is something most folks here in the south can only dream about....or, I mean ‘mock people for’.

I honestly have never hated anyone as much in my fucking life. Literally everything he does wants me to punch a hole in the wall. His hand motions, the way he condescendingly looks down like “calm” when reporters are asking question, he’s muffin top build...everything about that man is punchable.

“For example, Mr. President, I know that you are planning on building such and such on this property.”

“I never said ‘Israel.’ I just told the Russians that, ‘I get awesome, very, very, super-secret intelligence from a country in the Middle East which will remain nameless. Here’s a hint: rhymes with schmisrael.’ I don’t know why you people are so up-tight. It’s not like I asked you to pay retail or eat shrimp. So,…

Do you have a hard time with connecting the dots?

Seriously? It has to be that explicit for you to understand what he’s saying?

Said Trump: “ I mean, I did mention ‘Jew land’ a few times, but where’s the harm in that?”

The POTUS is an idiot wrapped in a moron.

...and he just confirmed the intel came from Israel. Good grief...

Obvious answer is obvious

I’m 46, and no it’s not.

I was no saint, but I definitely never called anyone a “faggot.”

Yes, everyone in the Deadspin comment section was a saint when they were 14.