I’mma let you finish, but us Catholics do the whole “institutional guilt” thing pretty good, too.

What a great song.

The trick to this problem is to bring your own bomb on board. The odds that there’s one bomb on a plane is incredibly small, but the odds of there being two bombs on board are infinitesimal...

Every one of us who grew up in a Jewish family knows exactly what the ambassador was saying. “You go ahead, do what you want. Break your mother’s heart, why don’t you?”

C’mon you heard MacMaster. Donald Trump doesn’t have a fucking clue about intelligence.

Personally, when I hear that baseline i’m gonna expect a rousing guitar to accompanying it. Hearing Selena Gomez’s dry vocals over a really good baseline just seems like oil and water.

I don’t understand what Selena Gomez contributes to any of these songs.

Why hasn’t that hypocritical piece of shit Netanyahu said anything? If this had been Obama, that scumbag shitbird would’ve made 3 speeches about this already.

I can guarantee that nothing you will ever do in your life is so important that it can’t wait 90 minutes. If you are in the midst of a crisis you can stay the fuck home.

Maybe you stop looking at your tiny screen and focus on the giant one in front of you. I may spend too much time on my phone—just ask my boyfriend—but on the rare occasion I go to the movies (and I rarely go because tickets are fucking expensive), I turn my phone off when the lights dim. I’m pretty sure there’s…

The theater tells you before the showing that cellphones are distracting and not to ruin the movie for everyone else. 

“If you’re that distracted, don’t go to the movies”

You are a garbage person.

Maybe don’t text during a movie? If i hear or see anyone talking or texting I go straight ape shit.

I would have personally chosen to call him a “Huge Shithole” in the headline, but I also feel it’s our unique ways of thinking that make Gizmodo Media Group’s diverse portfolio of online platforms so compelling.

Counterpoint: losing your hair is a mild punishment for collaborating with Nazi conquerors, likely causing the deaths of Jews, resistance fighters, and academics against Nazi rule.

Here he is guys. The “Whatabout” man is here to remind us that someone else has done something vaguely similar to what just happened, despite the context and actual facts being completely different. That doesn’t matter to “Whatabout” man, as he just wants to feel a littler better, so that somehow makes it all OK.

Yup. It turns out he has asked Comey to drop the Russia investigation. Comey refused and we know the rest of the story:

Thanks for the analysis. Its unlikely Trump will ever commit treason. However, he appears to have committed obstruction of justice, and I would be shocked if he makes it through his four-year term without an impeachment proceeding on that basis.

A better president.