Next thing I know you’re going to tell me that Mark Messier wasn’t a great leader, despite him repeatedly telling all of us that he is!

Yep, Jeter’s refusal to move to third base after the Yankees got a better shortstop will always be an irrefutable stain that puts the lie to the notion he was ever some great leader who put the team’s fortunes above his own personal interests. There is just no world in which that action is consistent with any sort of…

I know, but I said it was. I thought we could do this now.

If the stuff in this video were as prevalent as texting and driving (that is, constantly and everywhere), the carnage would be unbelievable.

The area may indeed have abandoned streets that no one uses, but since supposedly a trucker who couldn’t get through the blocked road is the one who called it in to the cops apparently they chose to use what was at least a somewhat active road

A serious case of whataboutitis here. Look, these were modified cars specificialy being used for illegal street racing in an organised fashion. Not a couple of people having an impromptu blast off a set of lights. Crush em.

Nope. Crush the cars.

I see where you are coming from but at the same time I think the fact that at an organized street race people have been planning and organizing to do something that has the side effect of puttinf people in severe danger. A friend of mines sister was killed by people street racing while she was walking home from work,…

Texting drivers aren’t part of an organized crime event.

Impounded? Personal opinion, bare minimum penalty for street racing should be the destruction of your fucking car and the loss of your licence. Take it to a fucking track, people die from assholes street racing, should be an absolute zero tolerance deal.

These are like full on drag cars, with trailers and everything, and not even just some spirited driving. I don’t understand the logic in this behavior, just seems childish (I’m 28, and not an old angry dude shaking his fist). It costs $20 in Houston to go to Royal Purple all night on Fridays and run your car. Based on…

Dude tucks his ears into his hat. That’s reason enough not to watch it.

Fuck street racers. Those are drag cars. Drag strip visits aren’t expensive. #GetOffMyLawn

Emma, if you’ll excuse us, we would like a man to explain how baseball works, thanks

Oh, it’s that guy. Hello, that guy.

Hence the important modifier “exciting”!

How does that make life easier than just having sexy times whenever you both feel like it?

I feel like not having sex for 10-12 days a month (at least) explains a lot about why the Orthodox are so uptight.

You really don’t need anyone’s permission to fuck.

By far, the worst Jeter moment I can think of is when the Yanks blew the 3-0 lead against Boston in 2004. It was so bad it gave my die-hard Yankee fan grandmother a 2troke.