But would we get Dom Toretto, Richard Riddick . . . or Baby Groot?

Sadly, your username isn’t “LittleRedMissesTheFuckingPointEntirelyDude”.

You don’t seem to understand ‘investing’ or ‘opportunity cost’

Just don’t bring the Mustang...

That being no taste?

It’s 45 for most of it around Roanoke. If you go north of 460 or south of 221, you’re pretty safe from cops.

Those nondescript Lexus 4 doors exemplify dull - but with a hideous grille to spice it up. :p

Or—now hear me out, here—looks are subjective and the spindle grille is by absolutely no means an exception to this rule?

Look, it doesn’t look so bad on cars designed for them.

Labrador retrievers?

You are one of those people who would actually be less interesting on drugs.

I was ready to deploy this tired, old meme, but if no real GT40 or Miura were harmed, then whatever. Go nuts.

i feel like chicken tonight.

Agree with this 100%. I’m not stacking plates because I’m impatient or trying to help out. When there’s annoying cardboard ads, ziosk tablets, and an assload of plates crammed onto a tiny table, something’s gotta give.

If I’m at someplace nice, I leave the plates alone. If I’m at some chain restaurant that insists on…

Sorry, I’m going to continue stacking plates wherever there’s too much plate and too little table.

Beautiful custom job!

“Shriners Racing League: No Shoes, No Shirt, No Fez, No Service”

I like it, but I don’t like it over $15,000. This is someone’s personal tastes and unless they find someone else with the same tastes it isn’t worth anywhere near how much they love it.

Dang, that beach looks familiar. **clicks through to photograph’s Flickr** Oh, hey! I’m right!

It’s all fun and games until I’m buying a used one that says “Happy Graduation Princess”