My dad taught me that lesson when I was still on my learner’s permit. Anytime you have to slam on the brakes, keep an eye on the rear view mirror. Even if you can’t avoid getting rear ended, you can release the brake and allow the energy to transfer through the car.

Thank you for the schadenfreude, Ashley. I needed the belly laugh. I’m just sorry it’s potentially at the expense of the Republic.

Well, that motherfucker is going to be our attorney general. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

K5 Blazer. Why? It’s 100% American, built to last, good looking and has aged gracefully. It’s also solid, reliable and capable of carrying the load of a nation on its shoulders. And, having owned a 1979 with a 4" lift kit, I can tell you the K5 is just like America. It has no problem taking what it wants. If it’s…

I wish my car had this. I was looking into this not too long ago. The hazard lights don’t even have to stay on. They just need to activate the hazard lights until the forward G forces subside. Box that up in a simple unit with two wires and it is an easy modification to bypass the hazard switch.

Perhaps, but he’s also a stone cold killer of political careers. Rudy Giuliani wanted to be president in 2008 and talked constantly of his leadership after the September 11 attacks. It was disgusting how much he brought it up, but he was getting traction right up until Joe Biden cracked a joke about it.

I went to a boarding school for high school. Lots of rich and entitled kids there and I’m no different, other than the fact that I was aware of it and didn’t talk about it. My senior year roommate’s parents didn’t get that memo and raised the biggest douchebag to ever hail from the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. This…

My dad won a Lexus LS 430 in a raffle - The most stripped down, bare bones LS 430 I’ve ever seen. Just take any option you can imagine Lexus would offer and remove it. Luxury platform, leather seats, a CD stereo and THAT’S ALL YOU GET!

You got that right. The faux hawk, the chinstrap, possible v-neck. Even the name fits his bro-ness. And... is that mascara? I didn’t expect to see that.

I did a few stupid things as a teen. I’m just glad I lived during a time when it couldn’t be filmed and posted on social media for the world to see instantly. Instead, it’s just a laugh between friends on the holidays. (None of my antics became legend, but everyone has someone like that in their high school years)

I had a 1979 K5 Blazer back in 96 when I lived in Colorado. Paid too much for it, blew the engine, bought a new engine. I drove it for two years. It was a beast with a 4 inch lift kit and huge tires. Door handle was at eye level for me and it had no running boards, so you grabbed the steering wheel and the door to…

Gimme the late 80s angles and fender flares.

FTFY. Your headline suggests specific police officers should paid less due to their public notoriety. Police officers are paid based on rank and they receive COLA raises because they have a powerful union.

Who hasn’t searched for a store on Google Maps and been directed to a site three states a way? I learned to plug in a physical address after that one time I started heading to Minneapolis.

It’s not just that. The term “Sex Offender” conjures the worst from our imagination. There are many sex offenders who were convicted of statutory rape because one of the parents didn’t approve of the relationship. Should the guy who married his “victim” be prevented from attending conferences with his child’s teacher…

One of the two drivers drifted from their lane. boom - pit maneuver.

No doubt humming this to himself...

My thoughts exactly. I would love to find a C3 in solid shape and make it my own. Fiberglass and chrome bumpers, big block power with a little machine shop polish. In my state, anything built before 1996 gets a pass on emissions testing. you can mod to your heart’s content and the Man don’t care.

Whenever I see race walking, all I think of is Malcolm in the Middle. I’m also calling bullshit on the 6 minute walking mile. As per Hal on Malcolm, one foot must be touching the ground at all times. That walking mile record holder ran that mile. Awkwardly.