Sick McVick has him beat.

I bought a TL in 2005 and it's some of the best money I ever spent. I have the opposite of buyers remorse. Literally needed nothing but gas, tires and oil for the past decade.

Gilberto Lima: Jalop trailblazer.

I applaud Kia's ambition. Watch it flop.

Jerry Parks approves this question.

*Cough, cough*

Leasing isn't a solution either. You're paying for the enjoyment of a new car without any of the equity. You make a small down payment, and a monthly fee to use the car. You're limited to around 12,000 miles a year, which is horribly inadequate for many people. Once the lease is up, you give up the car and the…

Meanwhile, on board…

It won't be long before you'll be able to buy a Kia K900 for 20 grand new from the dealership.

I hope the powers that be see the light and keep the Warthog. That thing is just bad ass. Aircraft equivalent of the Incredible Hulk.

Of course this begs the question, if Kia can't sell a $60,000 luxury car, how is Volkswagen going to sell a $70,000 one?

You want to shock me? Tell me the story about a hardworking history teacher or construction worker who worked and scraped and saved his way into buying a new Bugatti. Regale me with stories about his sacrifice and survival on generic macaroni and cheese. Not the fancy Kraft brand. I'm talking store brand you're so…

I saw Jeremy Clarkson's repair bill for the Grosser. That's a lot of money in the maintenance fund for bragging rights.

Heeeere squiddy, squiddy, squiddy!

Let me tell you people there is nothing in the world more liberating than driving a vehicle that you don't care about and announces that fact on outward appearance. I had a Chevy K5. It was in perfect working order, but had quite a few dents to go with the four inch lift kit. Tons of torque and big knobby tires…

7.) Marina City

I get my car washed at place called "We'll Clean" in Chicago and they have this picture hanging in the waiting room. I just sat there looking at it and marveling at what a simple, ingenious idea that was at a time when many roads weren't paved.

Plenty available on the used market!

My dad had a Cartier Edition of the boxy 90's Town Car. He still waxes poetic about how great it was. As a kid on a learner's permit and a sports car nut, I couldn't grok what he was getting at. It didn't click for me until 25 years later when I was visiting my future in-laws in Sarasota, Florida. We drove to Palm…

I have yet to see a bumper-to-bumper aftermarket warranty that was worth a damn. They generally provide coverage for cars that are less than 10 years old and most cars of that vintage are already turnkey reliable. You'd be better off putting those premiums into a savings account for when a major repair becomes…