From what I’ve seen from the purgatory that is post-death observation, she seems to be kicked way off and above the map proper, before falling to the bottom (pretty easily seen in the last video here.

You must read a very different Deadspin than I do...

I find it disconcerting that a number of you determined that it wasn’t worth voting because it wouldn’t matter and that the party you favored wouldn’t need it. This may be true on an individual level, but election operate in the aggregate. However, if it were to become endemic to the areas you live in (New York,…

Although it’s been 240 years since the Declaration of Independence was signed, it hadn’t even been 200 (191, to be exact; she was born in March of ‘68) when she was born. So instead of almost fifty years per generation, it averages to a little less than forty. This is still a little high, but not unreasonable, and…

It’s just a shame the Yanks didn’t let him go out the way he wanted: through Jeter’s wardrobe.

Now we know why he’s not in any of the Cavs team pictures: he’s at the bowling alley.