Major League Assholes

Assholes in the Outfield

The fact that they have started 3-0, beat two playoff teams from last year with the backup QBs AND haven’t been playing with a lot of key players makes this Pats team very scary.

It is. I’m sure you’re always completely rational after being physically assaulted. Or, maybe, you’ve never been, so you can cough up bullshit like that.

Of course this guy is a racist asshole, he’s been a border-line catcher his entire career.

The Natural Racist

Sacramento seems like the kind of place you move to when things just haven’t worked out as well as you hoped

“Everyone involved should be locked behind bars like animals!” Did I miss the memo? Are we supposed to be locking all our animals behind bars now?

The Bad News Bigots

No just the fucking racists, thanks.

Hate Men Out

Bang The Dumb Slowly

I know it was him because I remember thinking to myself “Damn, that baby is a real jerk.”

I actually saw some of his tweets this morning and didn’t even bother to look at his actual profile. I assumed he was just some anonymous racist, not a slightly less anonymous racist. He was tweetin’ up a storm though; I’m fairly sure he retweeted or replied to that video supposed to have taken place in Charlotte,…

Curt Schilling has found both a battery mate and a running mate.

This brave truth-teller appears to have set his account to private. Now how are we going to know which animals to lock up, Steve?!

What’s his race WAR?

I see CTE affects players in sports other than football.

Don’t worry, he’s just getting to character, as:

The Toxic Clevenger

Wow. And I suppose this would be the first case ever of a black person devaluing another black person based on the same prejudices harbored by white racists. Thanks for bringing us up to speed.